fatsuya-suou: What if there was an ice cream truck that drove around playing the Lavender Town music
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Almost haven’t been on Tumblr in like a month and when I come back, all Archer gifs. I regret nothing.
I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes...– Mary Shelley, Frankenstein. (via riverran) #mary shelley #this quote though #it’s all kinds of wonderful #hey remember that time one asswipe was like you have 30 seconds to name something invented by a woman… #…and Mary was like SCIENCE FICTION MOTHERFUCKERS #that was awesome #thanks Mary Shelley...
HERO, YOUR HEALTH IS LOW.
thebatchick: Do you have any potions? Or food? I get so happy when I see people still liking/reblogging this post.
tobeymacguire: when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
4PM. Time to put on pants, I guess. But will be taking them off again in about 20 minutes, after my class meeting.