December 2011
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So I was carrying a shit-ton of jewels and stuff,...
… You know there’s a ‘wait’ option right?
If you’re on the PC you just hit ‘T’ and wait a few hours so that it’s suddenly day time (shops open at around 9am most days I think) and if you’re on the Xbox it’s the back button.
Sigh.
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My Plan for New Years.
1. End the year 2011 as a hot hot drunken, mentally unstable mess that makes bad decisions.
2. Begin the year 2012 as a hot hot drunken, mentally unstable mess that makes bad decisions.
3. Be hungover/face consequences of bad decisions.
4. Recover on a tropical island.
I always start off looking like this:
Then eventually I get here:
And I end around here:
Good times.
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Facebook ad is pissing me off.
“Women love this game!”
Yes, Facebook. Because being a female means I find slaying dragons and adventuring soooo boring. I’d much rather nurture a dragon than defeat it in an epic battle. Ah, yes. It’s great to see game companies are taking my natural maternal instinct into consideration when creating games for my kind.
BUT REALLY. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? I play Skyrim....
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The Evolution of Coca-Cola bottles.
Anonymous asked: Haha okay I see you don't really like that question... Or maybe you are not into girls? I just assumed that because of some of your posts but I must be wrong... My bad =)
Anonymous asked: Which girl is your type? I mean physically and mentally speaking. Do you like them tall, short, blonde, redhead...? Or you don't really have a type and like the girl because of who she is? Don't spare any details! ;)
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My mom is cooler than me.
Mom: I got off work early today!
Me: Yay! Let's hang out!
Mom: No. I'm going clubbing tonight.
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Oh I forgot to mention why Target was eventful, aside from buying two games of Twister I will likely forget exist.
So I left my copy of Skyrim at my apartment in Boston and so am Skyrim-less. I decided to buy another copy. I had to. Anyway. The guy working at Target was getting it out for me and was telling me how much I’m going to love the game, how great it is, how awesome vampires are...
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Sims Struggs and my eventful trip to Target.
Okay how does the entire town know that my sim is a cheating whore? She may be promiscuous but her sexual deviancy is confined to her apartment, which she lives in ALONE. So unless all the other sims have video cameras set up in her bedroom there is NO WAY they should all know she’s a saucy slut monkey. Ugh. Serious struggs with this stupid game tonight.
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In other news, I...
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My sim is quite preggers. I’m going to make her go clubbing every night and drink ALL of the alcoholic beverages and pray it has some kind of amusing effect on her offspring even though I know that that is rather unlikely. I wish this game were realistic. Maybe one day. We can only hope.
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Really guys? 9 notes on my drunken Tumblr post?
I’m convinced my friends want me to be in a state of perpetual drunkeness. ASIDE FROM THAT, I am slowly moving my way up the evolutionary ladder from amoeba to full scale human being.
Also, now that I’m no longer drunk I’ve been reminded of the heart break. I have accidentally left Skyrim in Boston… I DON’T DESERVE TO LIVE.
I a drunk and ai haev iceing on my nose
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unpossible things: “The problem, I think, is that... →
damalur:
“The problem, I think, is that there are so few of our female characters have achieved the iconic status that translates into sure-fire sales.”
Gosh it would be great if Marvel had a character with that potential, you know, someone with a visual signature -
You know, someone with a rich…
Still haven’t read Batgirl or Batwoman that came out Wednesday. MUST AVOID TUMBLR TAGS.
Anonymous asked: Damn, you are incredibly attractive.
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I just received this awesome new Batman hoodie I...
I’m not presentable at the moment, but when I am I will take pictures and show it off because it’s so awesome. Until then, please enjoy this picture of me heroically posing in front of one of my many Batman banners.
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I really want this
Imagine ordering a burrito while being totally zipped up? I’d do it.
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Nazeem: Most obnoxious Skyrim NPC.
Nazeem being a dick: “Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying—of course you don’t.”
At first I thought Nazeem was just a dick to the player, but it turns out he’s a dick to EVERYONE he runs into, including the guy that goes hunting everyday just to sell this pretentious asshole fresh meat. Which he disses.
“I’m not...
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Just killed 2 giants and 3 mammoths as a level 6....
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So dual-wielding swords in Skyrim is a lot more...
Finishing moves are way cooler than with just one sword.
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Fact: Sharks can live up to 100-150 years.
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My Imperial
