February 2012
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Stay up all night to complete an assignment....
Sari meme.
Anonymous asked: What is your preferable race in Skyrim?
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I wish there was a way to look attractive and eat...
Chances are you’ll end up looking like you’re trying to give your burrito a blow job. Yeah, there’s definitely no classy way to eat a burrito.
Thank you Hillary Clinton for demonstrating for the audience.
That’s a hotdog, by the way, but you’d be surprised at the total lack of results you get for searching ‘Burrito blowjobs’ on Google.
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Anonymous asked: Hey! You can be perfectly badass with a bow in Skyrim as a Wood Elf! I do it. And I'm pretty fuckin' badass. But, then again, I'm also in the Imperial Army. I don't know where your friend went wrong, I really don't. :/
notthiscrap:
Justice League for Anon, I hope you like it hun \o/
Oh god. Aquaman trying to get through Green Lantern’s bubble. That’s adorable.
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Struggs.
Me: Hello I would like a kitten!
Life: Lolno.
to be honest i just want to fuck all of the...
thatsjustprime:
except for saren
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screeeeeeew saren
Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok
CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes
Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
Just to say, while I'm not happy about the decision I do think Lucy is going to be an awesome Watson : )
It's the reasons for doing it that bug me. I think it wasn't that they wanted to have a bad ass female Watson in this show but because they didn't want people to think that Holmes and Watson are gay
I LOVE that we might get a bad ass female Watson on this show and I hope that they're going to write the character well as we need more good POC characters on TV
I hate that the reason that we're getting a female Watson is that people are homophobic assholes : (
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My response to the above: I'm pretty sure it's not because they're afraid of Holmes and Watson being seen as gay (where did that even come from o.o?) It's probably because the majority of people are heterosexual and would want to see a heterosexual couple in a TV show. It's just marketing, appealing to a wider audience to get more viewers. Common business sense, not homophobia... especially considering Holmes and Watson aren't even gay to begin with. Obviously they're going to end up pairing Holmes and the fem!Watson up, and they're going to do that so they can appeal to the majority of viewers, not to mention straight females who will likely do the whole "I'm going to put myself in the shoes of Fem!Watson while watching this show!" thing.
I could be wrong but I don't really see how that can be seen as homophobia =/
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When I ask my team if they have time to talk.
What they say: Uuuh, can we talk another time? I'm kind of busy right now.
What they mean: Fuck off. You ask me to talk about myself after every. Goddamn. Mission. Nothing has changed! I am not ready to have another heart-to-heart with you yet, Shepard! Stop trying to force these talks!
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Telling Jack you're there to save her.
Jack: FUCK, you sound like a pussy!
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Imperial Legion or Stormcloaks?
He is just making all of the mistakes.
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Wood Elf.
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Printer struggs at 3am.
Probably shouldn’t have procrastinated this long. Just realized I’m out of black ink. The annoying thing about this is that I barely ever use my printer, so it blows my mind that I need to buy ink EACH TIME I need to use it. And it’s doubly annoying because ink cartridges are so expensive for some reason.
However, I don’t have class until 12pm.
So basically there are 2...
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Awkward Commander Shepard is Awkward.
“Bioware cracks me up. Their writing is so great, so deep, until you get to the romance options, at which point they reveal themselves to be autistic neckbeards. I was having a deep conversation with Thane about the death of his wife and son, and then suddenly my own reply option was “I want you.” …lolwut? The female voice actress suddenly goes from strong and confident to...
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You know what I love about my Tumblr portrait pic?
That it’s SO FUCKING MISLEADING. I was I think maybe 17 or 18 years old (which was 2-3 years ago) and I look like an idiot derping around with my seatbelt on. But at the time I was semi-impressed with that picture, I thought I looked pretty good.
I was like, this is it, I finally have one, a misleading picture! I’m going to use this picture on the Interwebz to fool people into...
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BAHAHAHA YES! I finally found one I like! It let me add a ‘logo’ and a background. I am pleased.
Trying to find a new theme.
Failing. I reeeeally like my old theme but text posts, gifs, and replies to text posts come out all fucked up so boo.
Anonymous asked: That Adele thing is totally false. Why are you spreading lies like that on your Tumblr?
Anonymous asked: I would just like to point out something about the photoset of Adele and of Gaga: they are false.
Me picking up a game I haven't played in a while
Me: Awesome time to continue my awesome journey
Me: *Turns console on*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Where am I who is this what was I doing
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“Just once I’d like to ask someone for help and hear them say, ‘Sure....”
– Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2
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“Hey Shepard… no one has ever asked me about this stuff before… so...”
– Jack, Mass Effect 2
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