Person: Hey what's up?
Me: I'm good, how are you?
Person: *walks away*
Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUU I am socially awkward penguin.
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What I think will happen when Korra finally...
beckettberry: You know she’ll think he’s gonna act all serious because of how he was portrayed in the flashback and the way everyone talks about him and quite frankly the way Tenzin turned out. She’ll expect him to be all noble and awesome like this: And then when she finally meets him he’ll be like “YOU HAVE GOT TO CHECK THIS OUT.” Completely taking her off guard.
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
I am still not used to LOK's intro...
Katara: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.
Tenzin: Mom, you talk too much. We got 4 elements and an Avatar. *epic music*
Physics says: go to sleep. Of course you’re tired. Every atom in you has been...– Albert Goldbarth, “The Sciences Sing a Lullabye” (via inggridisnuts)
Asami: Hey, my leaks just came out
Asami: And this is crazy
Asami: But you haven't seen anything other than some pics of me and now assume all this shit and I may be a really nice person and a cool character and maybe you should wait until the episode actually comes out to judge me I mean GEEZ are you like this with everyone?
Asami: So don't hate me maybe
But actually no one is going to hire me.
My in-progress resume
Dear person that wants to hire me— I am really impressive. HOW IMPRESSIVE? Really impressive. Don’t worry, I will back this up with facts. Education: Attended Bard’s College and became a traveling bard Attended the College of Winterhold and dropped out because swords make more sense Joined the Companion’s Club and became the pack leader Systems Alliance Military...
Aang Meets Amon
Amon: He took my family. And then they took my face.
Aang: Your race? You experienced a genocide at age 12?
Amon: No, the firebender took my face.
Aang: Oh, for a second I thought you had something to complain about.
Amon: Hey tha--
Aang: WHILE COPING WITH THE LOSE OF MY PEOPLE, I SAVED THE WORLD, DEFEATED THE COUNTRY THAT KILLED MOST OF THE PEOPLE I KNEW, BECAME FRIENDS WITH THE MONARCH OF THAT NATION, AND REPOPULATED MY RACE. NOT TO MENTION I FORGAVE BASICALLY EVERYONE.
Aang: SO THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK YOU ARE SPECIAL, REMEMBER THAT YOU'RE NOT.
I have this problem where I unintentionally sound like a sarcastic asshole Except it’s not a problem and it’s intentional.
"The World's Most Beautiful Woman" happens to be... →
the-womanifesto: wtfwhiteprivilege: kyssthis16: newjaxxcity: katwesley: msdelusional: deafmuslimpunx: How convienient. Ugh! “Florence has all the classic signs of beauty. She has large eyes, high cheekbones, full lips and a fair complexion.Symmetry appears to be a very important cue to attractiveness.” ↑ This gif here, oh my fucking god....
What the hell is Korra/Asami called.
innerpalindrome: I need to know, this is very important because I want them to kiss. Followed.
wingedness: INTPs’ brilliant thoughts hardly reach recognition because of their procrastination and indecisiveness. When no decision is made, no action follows, no task is executed and nothing is achieved. See also: reasons I still haven’t started that webcomic Legit.
Everything INTP: Let It Be Known That INTPs Are... →
Let it be known that INTPs: - Are truthful. This means we may value truth and honesty over sadistic lies. - Are personable. They’re called Ti-Glasses. They let you see all kinds of cool shit without getting emotionally involved. - Are nice people! Just don’t fuck with or misinterpret their…