
Hi! I'm a hedonist. I like some things and hate most things. I also like to fight crime in my spare time.

Anonymous: That Adele thing is totally false. Why are you spreading lies like that on your Tumblr?

Oh really? It’s totally false? I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA, ANON. THANK YOU FOR ENLIGHTEN—oh waaaaait. No. I already knew that.
It’s still fucking funny though. Mostly because I dislike both of them, or rather, I dislike their music.
Now run along now and continue defending the honor of celebrities from the lies being spread on Tumblr! YOU HAVE A JOB TO DO, ANON. THEY’RE COUNTING ON YOU!
News flash:
