
Hi! I'm a hedonist. I like some things and hate most things. I also like to fight crime in my spare time.

Anonymous: Hey! You can be perfectly badass with a bow in Skyrim as a Wood Elf! I do it. And I'm pretty fuckin' badass. But, then again, I'm also in the Imperial Army. I don't know where your friend went wrong, I really don't. :/
Hahaha I know I know, I just like giving my friend shit. For some reason, I assume every male wood elf I encounter is a flaming homosexual. This isn’t an insult or anything and I don’t know why it’s like that but if you knew my friend you’d know why him being a flaming homosexual wood elf is funny to me :D
And yeah, neither do I. Imperial Legion for life! The Stormcloaks don’t even like elves >.>