Why So Sarious?

Hi! I'm a hedonist. I like some things and hate most things. I also like to fight crime in my spare time.

February 29, 2012 2:41 am

I wish there was a way to look attractive and eat a burrito at the same time.

Chances are you’ll end up looking like you’re trying to give your burrito a blow job. Yeah, there’s definitely no classy way to eat a burrito. 

Thank you Hillary Clinton for demonstrating for the audience.

That’s a hotdog, by the way, but you’d be surprised at the total lack of results you get for searching ‘Burrito blowjobs’ on Google. 

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