Why So Sarious?

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February 29, 2012 4:12 am

THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. With awkward Shepard being awkward. Seriously? “I MIGHT DO MORE THAN CATCH YOU, KELLLY.”

So fucking lame. Ugh. It’s cringe-worthy. Hilarious, sure, but ugh. In my head, my Commander Shepard is a badass who is smooth as fuck and can get into anyones pants if she wanted. She doesn’t spout lame, faux-flirty lines like, “I might do more than catch you wink wink nudge nudge.” Panty-dropper line, that one. 

So lame.

(Source: letsgetfoxy, via fuckyeahbioware)

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    lol Kelli flurtage. I love that Kelly is a huge freak as well as animal lover. She had ~layers.
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