Hi! I'm a hedonist. I like some things and hate most things. I also like to fight crime in my spare time.
Darth vader tooth brush at CVS. Want.
I was on the Internetz looking for some sah-weet backpacks since my old one is dying and came across this.
This is awesome.
Imagine ordering a burrito while being totally zipped up? I’d do it.
That is some powerful use of the force.
Me: Can I sign them out?
Securitas: Uh, what?
Me: Can I sign them out.
Securitas: Sorry, what?
Me: Can I sign them *gestures* out?
Mom: Sari, take off the mask.
*doesn’t (like a boss)*
Didn’t know what to do with my Darth Vader Helmet after packing up all my shit so I decided to wear it out. The second I put it on I had a sudden urge to take over the world galaxy. No big deal.
So I’ve been spending some time on Youtube and I keep coming across these videos titled, “[Insert boy’s name here] DEFEATS DARTH VADER AT DISNEY!” and “MY SON KICKS VADER’S ASS!” and “HENRY JOE AND JAKE (whatever) DEFEAT VADER” and “VADER GETS TAKEN DOWN BY 9 YEAR OLDS”
Basically, Disney is being awesome as usual and picking a bunch of kids, putting them through ‘Jedi training’ and then having Darth Vader and two storm troopers come out and threaten them. After a lightsaber battle ensues and Vader withdraws, the two storm troopers step in, which is when the little Jedi-in-training is supposed to use his force powers (twice) to push them back.
(See the video below)
Anyways. My thoughts were somewhere along the lines of Holy fucking shit. I missed out on what would likely be the best moment of any person’s childhood, no, life. Hell, I bet twenty years from now, when looking back and wondering what their best memory was, it’ll be ‘That time I got to beat the shit out of Vader with my lightsaber and my fucking FORCE powers. Yup. Totally beat losing my virginity.”
Why oh why oh why oh why did I not do this as a child? Something tells me they only recently started doing this (I went to Disney every year for 5 years with the family and never came across anything like this). It makes me want to cry that I am missing out on some awesome stuff going down over there!
Also, Darth Vader is hot. I will forever have a crush on him. He’s evil, powerful, and a badass, not to mention the scareh voice. What more can you ask for in a man? Er. Cyborg thing. Whatever.
Anyways, watch the video and see how awesome this is. You’re lying if you say this doesn’t make you wish you were a kid again.
